-People that hate our band, they will never hate me enough to make me stop it. They don't phase me. They go out there and tell us to fuck off or they flip us off or whatever, it's like, that's nothing to me. It's like I love what I do so much they will never stop me from doing it no matter how loud they scream, I will scream louder. And I will always be there for people who love us. They could never boo me off stage, I'll keep playing until my set's over and that's it- Pierre
-I'm not a rockstar. I'm just a loser who got lucky- Pierre
-It takes a lot of balls for 5 canadian boys to get out there and conquer the world!- Jeff
-It takes 10 balls- Pierre
-You see that fridge? That's going down. You see that well over there? That's going down. You see that fan over there? Yep, going down. Do you see.....this arcade behind me? That's guess what? Going down.....you see that set of stairs? That's staying there, sorry- Seb
-Pierre's my husband- Seb
-There is a belief of reincarnation and everything and every generation there's a new baboon, and for our generation, it's Jeff.Jeff is the baboon- Seb
-I like songs where I listen and it makes me shiver- Chuck
- He came up and said 'Hey I'm Mark McGrath' and I was like 'No... really?'- Seb
-This is morning me. This is how I look in the morning... just as good as I look at night, baby!- Seb
-If I die tonight on stage, I want you to know that I fucked your mom- Seb (to Patrick)
-I'm always sick so I'm really scornful!- Seb
-You know what, Seb, you should sleep in a big giant condom!!!- David
-That song was made while I was swimming around in my dad's balls.- David
-We never asked everyone in the world to like our band. I think we make music for ourselves and the kids out there who enjoy it. The rest of the people don't have to come to out shows and don't have to fucking wear Simple Plan shirts.- Chuck
-He's really A-D-D, but I think that's the beauty of his personality. You know, he sees everything and he runs after it. He see something else and moves on. He can't concentrate for more than 3 seconds at a time- Jeff (About David)
-You know what I do? This is when you know you're obsessed. When you go on WebCrawler and you type in your band name and you read what people say. It's great, I do it all the time! I love when people say "I hope you choke on broken glass!" Yaayyy! I want to!- Chuck
-We like our fans! So we go in their beds and film it!- Chuck